Subscription plans
Monthly curated catnip, delivered while your human is at work. Cancel anytime. (Your human cannot cancel on your behalf.)
| Feature | The Catnap £9/month For the cat who has a Tuesday | The Zoomies £19/month For the cat who has every Tuesday Most popular | The Full Send £29/month For the cat who has already made their decision |
|---|---|---|---|
| Strains per month Curated by our feline sommeliers | 1 | 3 | Unlimited |
| Potency range | Mild to medium | Mixed | Full spectrum |
| Delivery frequency While human is at work | Monthly | Monthly | Monthly + on-demand |
| Exclusive limited editions | Not included | Not included | Included |
| Early access to new strains Before they're listed publicly | Not included | Included | Included |
| Tasting notes card | Not included | Included | Included |
| Priority dispatch Your human will not understand the invoices | Not included | Not included | Included |
| Cancel anytime | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Choose The Catnap | Choose The Zoomies | Choose The Full Send |
Frequently asked questions
Can I pause my subscription?
Yes. From your account you can pause delivery for up to 3 months. Your human will not notice. They have not noticed any of this.
What if I don't like the curated strain?
We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If a strain does not produce the expected zoomies, extended loaf formation, or wall-staring duration, contact us within 14 days. We will send a replacement. Lucy Fur has never complained. We consider this a good sign.
Is there a minimum commitment?
No minimum commitment. Cancel anytime. Although once you've had the Girl Scout Mousies, the data suggests you won't.
My human cancelled my subscription. Can I reinstate it?
We are sorry to hear this. You can reinstate at any time. We recommend waiting until your human is asleep.